It's Valentine's Day, so it's time to get crafty...Amy Sedaris style. I purchased tenderized beef to make Chicken Fried Steak earlier this week, so I think I'll attempt to cut the pieces into heart shapes and fry 'em up for my man. Nothin' says I love you madly like a golden brown, deep-fried beef heart. What will I do with the meat scraps? you ask. Why, fry them into little cubes of deliciousness and slather them with ketchup for Mr. T. Now, if only I could think of a side dish...This morning I tried to fry heart-shaped potato cakes made from last night's mashed potatoes, but they just slowly fell apart. Wah! Now I've got a hard working husband who left for work with no idea how much I love him. A potato and egg breakfast taco doesn't just scream "I love you", does it? Well, let's all hope that tonight's dinner knocks his f*****g socks off!